Food Cart Humor
Food Carts can brighten your day in more ways than one.
Prepare to smile, courtesy of hot dog vendors, David Letterman, and....
......drumroll please.........
The Late Show's Top Ten Hotdog Vendor Pickup Lines!
(aired February 2nd, 1995 - Groundhog Day)
10. I'm a hot dog vendor by day, a love machine by night.
9. If you're not a health inspector, I'd like to get to know you better.
8. I'm a close personal friend of Oscar Meyer
7. You smell like sauerkraut.
6. When i think about you, I touch my hot dogs.
5. May i put your change in your pocket for you?
4. Are you beautiful, or am I loopy on bus fumes?
3. Please, I beg you -- I'm a very lonely man.
2. I'll make you queen of the wieners.
1. Kiss me and the dog is free.
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I think we can all agree that this list wasn't the best that Letterman and his Late Show ever put together. perhaps you can do better?
Allow the food cart to be your muse!
Post your best hot dog vendor pickup line-- the winning entry will receive lunch from the food cart vendor of their choice, courtesy of iheartcarts.com!
posted by iMarc @ 8:45 PM
4 Comments:
There's just no feeling like a sweaty hot dog resting on your buns.....
would you like to go for a ride on my cart?
Most people think i'm a hotdog vendor, but i prefer to think of myself as the johnny appleseed of the tubesteak
Methinks it's tad embarrassing for someone, such as a guy, having "nipple/s" in his name.
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